Soml.

RARARRAR This always happens to me!
My itunes, record player, and ihome have all basically shat and broken down on me. BOOO!

But I didn't think my ipod would be such a traitor!!! Waaahh:(:(:(

[Me]

It's broken now, and I'm really really sad.ughghghg SOML!

Peace,
M

SOMD: Thursday, May 14th

Even though I'm in a bad mood about music (I'll explain why in the next post), I still have to post a SOMD (for the two people that read this).

Aaaaanyway:

Today was very high energy for me, I'm not sure why. I think I'll even skip out on my daily nap. Hmm... what peppy song would be the song of my day....


I Don't Feel Like Dancin' - Scissor Sisters

The title may be a bit misleading, but this song actually puts me in such a great mood. The Scissor Sisters are great (If you don't know who they are, they're great and you should...I categorize them with bands like MIKA) and if you like this song I also recommend "Take Your Mama." (it's definitely NOT as high energy, but just as good.)

Have a nice day!
Love,
M

SOMD: Wednesday, May 13th

Yoyo yo! Sorry for the late post.... I've been busy. Lotsa work, you know.

Jillian is non existant! Beat her up!
Just kidding, she's busy too :)

Anyway, today I was tired like all day and basically just in a horrible mood so...

The obvious song of my day (the original's from my favorite album of all time, by the way)-


I'm So Tired - Beatles Cover, by Of Montreal (the normal version was not to be found on Youtube. But you can try Hypem, my bff! And if you don't already have the White Album, GET IT.)

Enjoy, and hopefully I'll have a peppier song for tomorrow!
Love,
M

Annoyed, SOYL.

I am fully aware that I am not being completely fair here, but don't people just piss you off so much that are, basically, complete idiots?

I know this one girl that, somehow, has a ton of friends. Actually, most of them are fake, but all of them are intelligent. I don't understand how she even has fake smart friends when she's such an idiot all the time.

We very recently had a project due together. I won't go into specifics, but I would like you to know that I explained to her VERY THOROUGHLY the layout/outline and overall theme of the Powerpoint that we had to make. I would be in charge of 6 slides, she would be in charge of 2 ITTY BITTY slides.

You know what she does? She makes like 90 million slides on the WRONG. TOPIC.

I just do NOT understand what went wrong. Either:
a) My assumptions are correct! She's a complete idiot. Maybe even more so than I thought.
b) She misheard *impossible*
c) She just didn't want us to get a good grade, so she did it wrong.

Rarararar it's just SO annoying when people suck at everything.
I know I am over exaggerating, but she was being REALLY annoying about it as well.
She kept texting me being like "lolol im SO sorry I'll explain everything" (of course with a zillion typos, because she's an idiot)
And I, the good friend (well, evidentally not so much) responded with a consice: it's fine, I fixed it (which is true, I redid ALL her shit)

and she goes: "no but i feel so bad!!! i dont want 2 get a bad grade, i feel bad that I messed everything up!!!!!!111 one"

So I was like BITCH SOYL.


Just kidding, I was like "nooo it's cool"



I'm an asshole! But she's an idiot, and it REALLY bothers me, so it's fine. Right?
Do you have any friends that like mess everything up and just are so stupid and like being an idiot is just the SOTL?
Let me know!

Love,
M

SOMD: Tuesday, May 12th

Today was kind of lazy, for me at least, and I felt as if I was in a haze all day long.
So....... a lazy song of my day...... hmm.......

HOW ABOUT:


Dry The Rain - The Beta Band

It's a perfect, lazy, by the beach song! I wish I were by the beach!
Love,
M

SOMD: Monday, May 11th

Hmm... today was nice and sunny, although it had a somewhat edgy-factor to it.

Maybe it's time for some good ole stripes!
(I'll be honest, I thought of today's SOMD yesterday, but it truly can still be the song of my day! I promise)


My Doorbell - The White Stripes

The White Stripes are kind of weird. I've heard that the band's two members, Jack and Meg White, tell press that they're brother and sister, when really- they're married.

And that's my two cents!
P3@c3, enjoy my song!
Love,
M

SOOL, soon

OKAY I know that like everyone has heard of Hypem (if not, CHECK IT OUT!) but I have recently discovered it and
I
AM
SHITTING
MYSELF.

I know this is like the SOOL, when you get really excited when you find a BILLION of songs and you love ALL OF THEM, but I'd just like to give a shout out to HYPEM!



Love ya, gurl! (Boi?)

SO check that shit out! Let's make the SOML be the SOYL and eventually the SOOL!

Peace, brotha.
-M


Extras:
-The White Stripes are high up on bands/things in general that rock my world
-Happy Mother's Day!
-I have a great SOMD for you tomorrow, You Just Wait. :)
-Tomorrow's Monday!FML!

FOMD

Since its MOTHERS DAY, I thought I'd have some mommy-inspired facts for you guys!
be super duper nice to your mom and tell her i say whaddup.

There were 82.8 million Estimated number of mothers in the United States in 2004
4.3 million Number of women who have babies each year. Of this number, about 450,000 are teens, and more than 100,000 are age 40 or over.
Tuesday The most popular day of the week in which to have a baby
Mother's Day ranks as the third most popular holiday in the world, after Christmas and Easter.
The special flower for the day is a carnation.


Learn more!
http://www.wilstar.com/holidays/mothers.htm

happy mama's day, jillian

SOMD: Happy Mother's Day!

Good Afternoon!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

I'm in a good mood so the song of my day will be cheery, cheery, cheery!

How about.......


New Soul - Yael Naim

You probably know it from those old Mac commercials, but it's actually a really good song! And it automatically makes me smile!

It's a nice day outside, the birds are chirping, and moms all over the world are happy! What a nice, relaxing day.

Enjoy!
Love,
M

FOMD!

its that time again, time for MY facts to become YOUR facts :)


Did you know...
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.



adios,
jillian

SOOL- Space

Hey guys,

If you haven't read Jillian's recent SOOL blog, I really suggest you do. The points she touches on are no less than inspirational, and have gotten me to think more about a subject that I briefly consider every couple of days.

Do you ever get stressed out due to thought of the world, the future, and the effects of mankind? Do you ever feel lazy, upset, or possibly even guilty because of the way things are going? I know I do.

I think about people in third world countries, people that probably won't live to my age and even if they do they will NEVER live half as well as I do. When I think like this I instantly become ashamed of any doubt that I had of my great life. Not having plans on a Saturday night used to depress me, but when I think about my stupid life in relation to the world I realize that I have no right to complain.

Jillian's right, we all can change the world. But the world is so big; there are so many people that need help. The thing is that NO ONE IS HELPING, and of course I am being a hypocrite because my efforts are no where near world-changing, but I just want to know how to get people to listen.

Then usually when I get worried about all these things I think about how big I consider the world to be, how big I consider my country to be, my state, my city; then I think about one single mile, how I think of that as big sometimes. Everyone should take the fact that nothing is how it seems into consideration- for an example, our HUGE, overpopulated world is only a small ball in relation to our universe.

Space is so huge, and our universe, in fact, is only a small dot in comparison to EVERYTHING in space.

This thought is what ends my worries, because when I think about how the world, huge to me, is TINY compared to the universe, which is even TINER compared to everything existing in space, I realize that I am VERY tiny, so therefore my worries should be considered as basically non-existant specs as well.

Sorry for ranting, it just has been on my mind.
Love!
M

SOMD: Saturday, May 9th

So today I watched Sweeney Todd for the 3rd time this MONTH.

The music is really great, I suggest seeing it if you haven't. Johnny Depp is an amazing actor (and really, REALLY attractive) as well as a good singer. The cinematography is brilliant and the whole plot is great- it was directed by Tim Burton, so of course it was a winner!

Anyway, my favorite song from that will definitely be the SOMD due to the fact that it is already stuck in my head!



Johanna (Reprise) - Sweeney Todd Soundtrack

Care for a shave?
M

A Special SOOL

Tonight, I was reading www.postsecret.com, a website where anonymous people send in their secrets that they are too afraid to reveal by themselves. As I was reading, I realized that no matter what happens to you, no matter what you go through, you'll never be alone.

You may feel like "this is horrible, no one has ever gone through this before." but thats really not the case. I'm sure someone, somewhere at sometime went through something 10x as bad as what you're going through or feeling right now, or in a year from now, or as bad as you were feeling last week. You just have to think about those people and how they felt and then maybe you wont feel as bad, or maybe you'll understand that what you're going through is nothing to stress over.

"Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean." - Ryunosuke Satoro

I was reading the postsecret forum on their website, and I clicked on a link that was a secret about someone getting raped. There were 31 pages of replies to that post, all girls who shared their own rape or molestation stories. Reading a few of those made me realize that even if you've been raped, or something a lot less serious than that, there will be others who have gone through it too. So you're never really alone. I know thats a comforting thought whenever you feel like no one understands you.

Maybe reading a few of them will spark something inside of you, as it did for me.

"We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us at first sight, somehow suddenly, all at once, before a word has been spoken." - Fydor Dostoevsky


dont be afraid to change the world!!!
Jillian

FOMD - FOYD

hola hola hola hola holaaaaaa
happy FRIDAY!! here are the facts of my day.. and now the facts of your day, yay!!

1. A fish can only hold its attention span for up to 7 seconds
2. Your odds of being killed in a tornado are 1 in 2 million.
3. A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds. (gross)
4. Did you know that there are 206 bones in the adult human body and there are 300 in children (as they grow some of the bones fuse together).
5. The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.
6. It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.
7. The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes
8. The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same as the length of your foot.
9. 55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
10. A person remains conscious for eight seconds after being decapitated.


PEACE, love, HAPPY WEEKEND
jillian

SOMDx2: Friday, May 8th

Yes, my friends, you read right! Today there will be TWO spankin new SOMDs that will hopefully become the SOYDs.

Maybe every Friday will have two SOMDs. I think this would make sense because the reason that I'm making two SOMDs today could easily apply to every Friday... hm...

Enough of this mystery. My reasoning is that, although every one in the world wakes up thinking Hell yeah, Friday's finally here, we think it for different reasons. I've categorized these many different reasons into two, main groups of people.

These groups are:
PEOPLE LIKE ME!
- You like Friday because it means you can sleep in the next day
- You have all the free time in the world for reading and watching movies or maybe baking something new because your work isn't due until Monday
- You have a whole weekend of doing nothing ahead of you

COOLER PEOPLE THAN ME!
- You like Friday because it means you can stay up as late as you want that night
- You have all the free time in the world for going out, socializing, or maybe hitting a new club / restaurant because your work isn't due until Monday
- You have a whole weekend of partying ahead of you

So here is the PLM SOMD:


Jesus - Page France

Have fun chilling to that! I know I will!

And here is the CPTM SOYL:


We Are Your Friends - Justice


Have fun partying up da clubz to that! I know I won't!
(haha SOML.)

OH WOW! SO MANY ABBREVIATIONS, LOVEZITTT.

Bye bye now! Enjoy your Friday, in whatever ways you want!
Love,
M

Sad, Sad, SOML.

It happens to the best of us and sadly it is never anyone's fault.

But, to both people involved, one person is considered to be responsible and therefore MUST hold all the blame. Yes, that person is you. You, innocently nice, have now turned your best friend's affections into something more than just friendly. You don't feel the same way. So now you feel guilty when you have to reject him, because you feel it kind of IS your fault that a once great friendship is now ruined, and the other person considers you guilty as well because hey, if you would have accepted his loving pledges, you two would be tighter than ever.

Looking back now I realize that I do not have as many friends as I could, so I immediately feel bad and like I've done something wrong. But then I stop to think and I realize that it isn't anyone's fault, just the annoying rule that friendships must always be so fragile.

Why is it that friendships can take days, weeks, months, even years to form, but they can be ruined within the time span of one phone call, or one text, or anything that breaks the normal pattern that it followed before?

Just something to think about. Because friends that suddenly, annoyingly, aren't your friends anymore-now that's definitely the SOML and if it's the SOYL, let me know.

Luuuuuuurve,
M

SOYL vs. SOML, Jillian.

Jill Jill!
I love you, but I have to disagree.

That may be the SOYL, but the SOML is the rain. I really enjoy all the people running scared on the street. I actually like walking home without an umbrella. Maybe you don't like being wet, but really, you can change that! You can either look like this:




Or like this:



Afterall:

"Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet." - Roger Miller

Love you Jillian!
And readers

--M

SOML

this weather sucks butthole....

since when is may supposed to be filled with rainstorms? "april showers bring may flowers," not in this case! i walk outside, and this is literally what people look like:

this is not the weather we were expecting, obviously! hopefully things will clear up soon so we can start wearing shorts and tee-shirts, like you're supposed to be wearing in early may.
lets protest, NO MORE:


we want MORE:




loooooveeeeeee, jillian

SOMD: Thursday, May 7th

Today was a nice day, and although I had my headphones in for a good 3/4 of the day I can't think of any song in particular to fit the title as song of my day (SOMD).

However, I did happen to enjoy an old favorite once again today, so that can be the song of my day. Hopefully it will be the song of your day as well!



Still Fighting It - Ben Folds

Enjoy it!
P3@c3; M.

FOMD

FACTS OF MY DAY
from jillian -

1. It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
2. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath
3. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
4. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
5. Hot water is heavier than cold.
6. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
7. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
8. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
10. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

WANT MORE FOMD?
http://www.bootstrike.com/LaughterHell/Misc/miscs13.html

Ra ra ra. SOML.

Hi.

it is me, Marley, and as I walked home today I thought it would be reasonable to address an important issue, the story of my life.

Why is it that staying home on Saturday night, Friday night, or even on a school/work night is considered lame? And when did people start doing things? I am perfectly happy going home whenever and just sleeping, or watching a movie, BY. MY. SELF.

I do enjoy getting ready and excited for important events, but you know what else- I enjoy sleeping. I enjoy changing into my pajamas and watching a movie, rather than changing into a dress and going out to see a show.

Do you ever get mad when people are like "what are you doing this weekend?" and then laugh / act like they're better than you when you say you have no plans? SOML.

Love,
M




Extra:
-NO ONE that I have talked to (besides Jillian kind of) has liked Chariot by Page France. Tell me if you like it, it's on the new playlist thing that we added. Give us music suggestions if you'd like!
-I've realized that no one is reading this. But if you are, let us know! Follow us 4sho
-Italicize = winner
-P3@c3

JILLIAN in da house

STORIES OF MY LIFE; Jillian - May 2009

1. the color blue (all shades)
2. the spring and summer
3. wearing summer clothing all-year-round
4. reading about buddha and buddhism
5. cb, what can i say...
6. talking with friends about life
7. observing people - not in a sketchy way
8. online shopping
9. songs about the seasons
10. facebook stalking.. just kidding, sort of.
11. interesting teachers
12. going to bed early
13. waking up early
14. not doing hw
15. counting down to the summerrrrrrr
16. community service, gotta help da needy.
17. i hate how much i suck at math
18. taking photos of scenery
19. writing fictional stories
20. laughing over anything slightly funny!!
21. attempting to do yoga
22. listening to the radio
23. summer nights
24. summer days
25. hot chocolate yummmmmmm
26. cookie dough ice cream
27. pocahontas
28. the brady bunch
29. making the band
30. americas best dance crew
31. haircuts
32. hoop earrings
33. neon green hair...mehehe
34. people who say the dumbest things daily
35. mental health days
36. fmylife.com
37. will smith
38. seven pounds
39. the pursuit of happiness
37. the endddddddd

peace, love, chicken grease. !!!!!

SPECiiAL BL0G 4 MAY, Y0!

Stories of My Life:
(40 spankin new things I love)
Made By Marley

1. www.hypem.com
2. www.modcloth.com
3. the fact that it's raining in May and was warm in April. And I'm not being sarcastic!
4. making playlists
5. when people trip over garbage cans. Not only did they embarrassingly fall, they also now smell like crap.
6. www.stumbleupon.com
7. Fuck You, Penguin (blog)
8. earrings, just not on me
9. Grady Sizemore- hubbahubbahubbahubba
10. Gilles Marini- hubbahubbax44
11. Ppl tht only use vwls whn thy rlly hve 2. (Shout out to Fall Out Boy, THNXFRTHMMRS!)
12. leather jackets, except I don't have one
13. shark week.
14. Neon rave colors
15. google images, reppin it up
16. The Office
17. lookbook.nu
18. Laurent Rappa, flickr photographer extroadanaire (http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/User/Laurent.Rappa)
19. GSN
20. People that are attractive all around
21. This girl's spider tattoo, it's pretty BAMF
22. Red
23. Writing, it's cleansing (as my friend Jillian would say)
24. Walking home
25. Dr. Suess books
26. Tea, especially when I have time to make an exceptionally good pot of it
27. Necklaces, although I only have two.
28. The color navy blue. Why wasn't this higher up on the list?
29. Getting a good grade in a class that I know I deserve
30. Green
31. Napping in the park
32. Napping on my couch
33. Napping on a wooden floor
34. Gladiator sandals
35. Music boxes
36. Planning out my breakfast so that everything is prepared by the time the toaster dings
37. Marc Jacobs - Daisy perfume
38. Knock off glasses and hand bags
39. Street Fairs
40. The Great Lawn

EXPLANATION! The Stories of our lives.

SO we have decided to make SPECIAL ! blog posts.
These SPECIAL ! blog posts will be once a month.
And! they will contain everything we love.
Like actually everything.
Get pumped;

We'll each make ours now.

LOVEYOU!

-Marley and Jillian
Divas Extraordinaire

UM, WHAT? SOML

isnt it just the WEIRDEST THING how the bitchiest and honestly, just the weirdest girls you know.. are the ones that bounce happily from boyfriend to boyfriend? while the normal girls, who never open their mouths to reveal what they really think about the other girls.. are all alone!

i just think thats strange. "everything happens for a reason" --> whats the reason to this one? to show all the normal girls that they should act annoying, loud, rude, bitchy and obnoxious to get what they want? NO. not going to happen, right G's? right.

it's probably just because these guys are dumb enough to give these girls exactly what they want:
A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N and tons of it!

x's and o's
bitches and hoes
jillllliiiiiiiaaaaannnnnnn

youtube sensations: A SOOL

i KNOW we all spend 1932847651238 billion trillion hours of our lives on youtube, and of course, they're hard to miss... the few people on youtube who we just cant go a day without watching! they brighten up our days, make us happy when we're sad....

i've recently found some up and coming youtube sensations that i just have to share with you all..
E N J O Y

#1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMPrOmkGo8&NR=1
& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy3hLO6l94

#2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc

#3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFr2YeW4mac


happy laughs.
jillian

SOYL, biootch.

Okay, I'm sure there's at least one blond bitch out there reading this.
Or maybe you're blond and you're like really cool, I'm sure, I'm not discriminating against the hair on your head.
Actually, my friends, I am referring to your internal hair.

EWIE! Not like that. By the way, that's an ACTUAL hairball that was found in the stomach of some poor woman. What a freak. I used to chew my hair when I was little, but I stopped, and this is great motivation to never start again.

ANYWAYZ,
You know what I mean. Maybe your hair is blond, brown, bald- whatever. I'm just reffering to the bitches out there that, some time or another, will dye their hair blond. You know what I mean? Good. If not, sorry that I offended you. Scroll down to one of Jillian's posts, they're a lot less offensive.

Okay okay okay. Enough of this craziness ranting. Back to my main point- THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BLONDIE BITCHES OUT THERE.

Stop crying.
Stop yelling.
Stop glaring.
Stop huffing and puffing.
Stop moaning.
Stop wining.
Get a life.

I understand if that might be a little hard for you because life is so hard for you, what with your big boobs and your blonde hair and your infinite amount of "friends."
Yeah, just cry about all that you don't have, and like always completely disregard all the people out there that would kill to have your lifestyle, and probably wouldn't be as bitchy as you are 24/7.
Before you stick your finger down your throat and give up your lunch consider the people out there that would eat your throwup just to survive.
And honestly, STOP prancing around in your little outfits, stop screaming about some nonsense that no one cares about, and lastly stop bossing around your "friends" that would gladly watch you die, or maybe even kill you. Really, try to break all your bitchy habits. I know it might be hard for you, because hey, it's all you know. Its the SOYL.

p3@c3, bitch.




LOVEALWAYZ;;M.

SOOL

i know this is the story of all of our lives (duh)
you know those insanely cute love movies? ie: the notebook, a walk to remember, (maybe) twilight, etc.. THEY'RE JUST SOOO SO CUTE THAT YOU CANT TURN THEM OFF, RIGHT?
wrong.

i've learned that all these movies do is fill your head with images of the perfect boyfriend when its even hard enough to find A BOYFRIEND, na mean?

even though these movies have shaped our lives.
we gotta love them, gotta hate them.
sometimes they make us feel sad jealous. totally understandable.
i say.. LETS ALL GO GET BOYFRIENDS! we all deserve good guys, right? (or girls, if you roll that way)

even though we're all young and we have the rest of our lives to flirt with hotties.
start your engines ladies!!!!
its time to TALK TO GUYS, being shy is no longer an option.
a few images to inspire you down below...








-Jillian.

SOYL

^ ^ ^
NEWSFLASH: no, not every friendship is as fake as the ones on TV!
youuu can now find your own special group of friends who love you just the way you are, NO CHANGING REQUIRED.

even though it may be hard to find at first, usually friendships will come to you. and once you make them, they're usually even harder to let go of. friends are friends foreverrrrrr (usually). if not, then SUCK IT UP.

make new friends, but keep the old
one is silver and the other is gold.
make new friends, but keep the old
one is pretty and the other eats mold
SOYL, right?
xoxox, gothip gurl (jillian)

SO?L.... Hm.

So, this has kind of just been on my mind although I'm not sure who's life this is the story of.

The other day I was kind of just browsing youtube, doing what I do. I remember I was having a conversation with a good friend, just making small talk, and I told him that I practiced guitar breifly in response to what I did that day.

He asked what songs I knew. I said that I knew a couple but the one that I was best at was probably Blackbird. He offended me by being like "Oh, by (insert shitty emo band here)?"

No, bitch, by The Beatles.
[What I was about to do]


But then I remembered that we were good friends; so I didn't lose my cool.

Anyway;;;;;
He hadn't heard of it (WTF) so I youtube'd that shit up. I sent him the first result and he didn't get back to me. Probably was too busy crying in his shameful ignorance.

ANYWAY THAT ISN'T THE POINT!
The story of MY life, I guess (although I'm still not sure who's life this story is of) would be getting pissed off at musically ignorant people. Although I don't know everything, not even a quarter of everything, about music, I know some stuff and I'm interested in learning more.

So not only was I mad when my good friend did not appreciate the music of my favorite band, but I was even more mad that I read on one of the video's comments that the Jonas Brothers (?!?!?) were now covering The Beatles.

Actually, what the fuck.
Scroll down to the picture of Lindsay Lohan that I posted in my most recent SOTL post... it basically sums up all of my emotions on this issue.

Whateva. LUVCHUU
M

SOML- this time it gets personal.

So there is this girl in my grade.
She can be yellow, I will be red.

OMGMGMGM MGMGMGMMGMGM GMGMGMG I got a B- on my test! this will totes effect my GPA lolz

oh no! I would cry if I were you

Yeah but what I really think is: SOML, BITCH.

Are you always pressured to do well in subjects that you
A) could not care less about
B) know you'll fail anyway because they're really hard
C) KNOW will never come in handy to you later in life

BUT you know that they'll get factored into everything important later in life?
Example: it will effect your GPA, which will effect college's opinions on you, which will effect which college you get into, which will effect your job later in life.

Do you find yourself stressing about this every night?
Yeah, same. SOML for sure.

That's all,
M

SOML --------

howdy chicas and fellas;
its jillian here with something for you to think about.. i've been thinking a lot about evolution and how perfectly everything in the world is structured to fit together, almost as if we're all just pieces of a bigger puzzle. what if an animal in the food chain just suddenly stopped doing what they have been doing for thousands of years? what if that species of animal fell off of the face of the earth? think about it, the whole animal kingdom, along with the human race would be thrown out of wack. isnt that just crazy? the birds, the bugs, the fish, the snails, the mammals, humans, we all depend on the same things, yet we all view each species of animals differently. we may view them as a recourse, a pet, a friend, a miracle, an artform, or just an animal. think about it!!!


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worship
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love love love, SOML,
jillian

SOTL? Yup.

As Jillian so intelligently stated just minutes ago there is always that one follower in a group of friends. Although this unfortunate pattern of nature does not solely occur within girls (except I agree, girls suck butt hole), and we know this from the strange behaviors within the groups of boys in our school. THIS MUST COME TO AN END.
HOWEVER, maybe we should have a little follower appreciation moment right here, right now.

[ --> This is the "WTF" look that I imagine you all are wearing]

Before you give me that look I beg you to calm down and listen to me-

These followers are amazing actors and should be scouted out by a talent agency, ASAP.

They MUST know that we hate them, yet they still follow us around everywhere and ACT like it doesn't even occur to them that they make us want to dig our eyeballs out of their sockets with spoons so that we don't have to look at them any more! It's practically the SOTL!

But they still act like it doesnt bother them day after day.

So good job, my friends. Like a wise woman once said, go on and take a bow.




P3@C3
Love you,

M

SOML moment, numero two

yo yo yo, its LIL J (aka Jillian)

I know in every school, in every group of friends, there's that one annoying friend who just follows the other girls around. She dresses the same way, talks the same way, and acts the same way. These people are hard to ignore, and even harder to stop. WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE FOLLOWERS, ARE YA WITH ME? Sometimes I just get so mad that I feel like pushing the girls face into a brick wall, but at other times I think to myself and say "wow, maybe she's actually normal" ..but then I remember that shes just a monster of what we have CREATED. Girls suck, end of story!!

b's & h's, that is all.
comin atcha live from time square,
Jillian.

SOML moment, number one.

SUP BITCHEZZ IT'S MARLAAAY

So today Jillian and I realized that we had a slight over usage of our expressions, SOML & co (SOOL, SOYL, SOTL... etc)


[To clarify:

S- Story
O- Of
M, O, Y, T- My, Our, Your, Their
L- Life]

And we decided that we should just submit the stories of our lives to the world.

After the reflection of my day- not an interesting one, I took a sick day today- I remembered that my biased history teacher gave me a B on a paper that i genuinely worked hard on.

Do teachers ever piss you off? Do you ever consider them to be biased, and then get mad about the poor grade you get, and then get even MORE mad because you can't hurt them / yell at them about it because they're authority members?
Do you ever find yourself wanting to rebel against the authority?
Yeah. SOYL, right?

SOML.

Love,
M


EXTRA:
Things I like right now:
Chariot - Page France
My dog, because he isn't making noise like my cats
Jillian
My biology teacher




p3@c3.