I know this one girl that, somehow, has a ton of friends. Actually, most of them are fake, but all of them are intelligent. I don't understand how she even has fake smart friends when she's such an idiot all the time.
We very recently had a project due together. I won't go into specifics, but I would like you to know that I explained to her VERY THOROUGHLY the layout/outline and overall theme of the Powerpoint that we had to make. I would be in charge of 6 slides, she would be in charge of 2 ITTY BITTY slides.
You know what she does? She makes like 90 million slides on the WRONG. TOPIC.
I just do NOT understand what went wrong. Either:
a) My assumptions are correct! She's a complete idiot. Maybe even more so than I thought.
b) She misheard *impossible*
c) She just didn't want us to get a good grade, so she did it wrong.
Rarararar it's just SO annoying when people suck at everything.
I know I am over exaggerating, but she was being REALLY annoying about it as well.
She kept texting me being like "lolol im SO sorry I'll explain everything" (of course with a zillion typos, because she's an idiot)
And I, the good friend (well, evidentally not so much) responded with a consice: it's fine, I fixed it (which is true, I redid ALL her shit)
and she goes: "no but i feel so bad!!! i dont want 2 get a bad grade, i feel bad that I messed everything up!!!!!!111 one"
So I was like BITCH SOYL.
Just kidding, I was like "nooo it's cool"
I'm an asshole! But she's an idiot, and it REALLY bothers me, so it's fine. Right?
Do you have any friends that like mess everything up and just are so stupid and like being an idiot is just the SOTL?
Let me know!
Love,
M
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