JILLIAN in da house

STORIES OF MY LIFE; Jillian - May 2009

1. the color blue (all shades)
2. the spring and summer
3. wearing summer clothing all-year-round
4. reading about buddha and buddhism
5. cb, what can i say...
6. talking with friends about life
7. observing people - not in a sketchy way
8. online shopping
9. songs about the seasons
10. facebook stalking.. just kidding, sort of.
11. interesting teachers
12. going to bed early
13. waking up early
14. not doing hw
15. counting down to the summerrrrrrr
16. community service, gotta help da needy.
17. i hate how much i suck at math
18. taking photos of scenery
19. writing fictional stories
20. laughing over anything slightly funny!!
21. attempting to do yoga
22. listening to the radio
23. summer nights
24. summer days
25. hot chocolate yummmmmmm
26. cookie dough ice cream
27. pocahontas
28. the brady bunch
29. making the band
30. americas best dance crew
31. haircuts
32. hoop earrings
33. neon green hair...mehehe
34. people who say the dumbest things daily
35. mental health days
36. fmylife.com
37. will smith
38. seven pounds
39. the pursuit of happiness
37. the endddddddd

peace, love, chicken grease. !!!!!

SPECiiAL BL0G 4 MAY, Y0!

Stories of My Life:
(40 spankin new things I love)
Made By Marley

1. www.hypem.com
2. www.modcloth.com
3. the fact that it's raining in May and was warm in April. And I'm not being sarcastic!
4. making playlists
5. when people trip over garbage cans. Not only did they embarrassingly fall, they also now smell like crap.
6. www.stumbleupon.com
7. Fuck You, Penguin (blog)
8. earrings, just not on me
9. Grady Sizemore- hubbahubbahubbahubba
10. Gilles Marini- hubbahubbax44
11. Ppl tht only use vwls whn thy rlly hve 2. (Shout out to Fall Out Boy, THNXFRTHMMRS!)
12. leather jackets, except I don't have one
13. shark week.
14. Neon rave colors
15. google images, reppin it up
16. The Office
17. lookbook.nu
18. Laurent Rappa, flickr photographer extroadanaire (http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/User/Laurent.Rappa)
19. GSN
20. People that are attractive all around
21. This girl's spider tattoo, it's pretty BAMF
22. Red
23. Writing, it's cleansing (as my friend Jillian would say)
24. Walking home
25. Dr. Suess books
26. Tea, especially when I have time to make an exceptionally good pot of it
27. Necklaces, although I only have two.
28. The color navy blue. Why wasn't this higher up on the list?
29. Getting a good grade in a class that I know I deserve
30. Green
31. Napping in the park
32. Napping on my couch
33. Napping on a wooden floor
34. Gladiator sandals
35. Music boxes
36. Planning out my breakfast so that everything is prepared by the time the toaster dings
37. Marc Jacobs - Daisy perfume
38. Knock off glasses and hand bags
39. Street Fairs
40. The Great Lawn

EXPLANATION! The Stories of our lives.

SO we have decided to make SPECIAL ! blog posts.
These SPECIAL ! blog posts will be once a month.
And! they will contain everything we love.
Like actually everything.
Get pumped;

We'll each make ours now.

LOVEYOU!

-Marley and Jillian
Divas Extraordinaire

UM, WHAT? SOML

isnt it just the WEIRDEST THING how the bitchiest and honestly, just the weirdest girls you know.. are the ones that bounce happily from boyfriend to boyfriend? while the normal girls, who never open their mouths to reveal what they really think about the other girls.. are all alone!

i just think thats strange. "everything happens for a reason" --> whats the reason to this one? to show all the normal girls that they should act annoying, loud, rude, bitchy and obnoxious to get what they want? NO. not going to happen, right G's? right.

it's probably just because these guys are dumb enough to give these girls exactly what they want:
A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N and tons of it!

x's and o's
bitches and hoes
jillllliiiiiiiaaaaannnnnnn

youtube sensations: A SOOL

i KNOW we all spend 1932847651238 billion trillion hours of our lives on youtube, and of course, they're hard to miss... the few people on youtube who we just cant go a day without watching! they brighten up our days, make us happy when we're sad....

i've recently found some up and coming youtube sensations that i just have to share with you all..
E N J O Y

#1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMPrOmkGo8&NR=1
& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy3hLO6l94

#2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc

#3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFr2YeW4mac


happy laughs.
jillian

SOYL, biootch.

Okay, I'm sure there's at least one blond bitch out there reading this.
Or maybe you're blond and you're like really cool, I'm sure, I'm not discriminating against the hair on your head.
Actually, my friends, I am referring to your internal hair.

EWIE! Not like that. By the way, that's an ACTUAL hairball that was found in the stomach of some poor woman. What a freak. I used to chew my hair when I was little, but I stopped, and this is great motivation to never start again.

ANYWAYZ,
You know what I mean. Maybe your hair is blond, brown, bald- whatever. I'm just reffering to the bitches out there that, some time or another, will dye their hair blond. You know what I mean? Good. If not, sorry that I offended you. Scroll down to one of Jillian's posts, they're a lot less offensive.

Okay okay okay. Enough of this craziness ranting. Back to my main point- THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BLONDIE BITCHES OUT THERE.

Stop crying.
Stop yelling.
Stop glaring.
Stop huffing and puffing.
Stop moaning.
Stop wining.
Get a life.

I understand if that might be a little hard for you because life is so hard for you, what with your big boobs and your blonde hair and your infinite amount of "friends."
Yeah, just cry about all that you don't have, and like always completely disregard all the people out there that would kill to have your lifestyle, and probably wouldn't be as bitchy as you are 24/7.
Before you stick your finger down your throat and give up your lunch consider the people out there that would eat your throwup just to survive.
And honestly, STOP prancing around in your little outfits, stop screaming about some nonsense that no one cares about, and lastly stop bossing around your "friends" that would gladly watch you die, or maybe even kill you. Really, try to break all your bitchy habits. I know it might be hard for you, because hey, it's all you know. Its the SOYL.

p3@c3, bitch.




LOVEALWAYZ;;M.

SOOL

i know this is the story of all of our lives (duh)
you know those insanely cute love movies? ie: the notebook, a walk to remember, (maybe) twilight, etc.. THEY'RE JUST SOOO SO CUTE THAT YOU CANT TURN THEM OFF, RIGHT?
wrong.

i've learned that all these movies do is fill your head with images of the perfect boyfriend when its even hard enough to find A BOYFRIEND, na mean?

even though these movies have shaped our lives.
we gotta love them, gotta hate them.
sometimes they make us feel sad jealous. totally understandable.
i say.. LETS ALL GO GET BOYFRIENDS! we all deserve good guys, right? (or girls, if you roll that way)

even though we're all young and we have the rest of our lives to flirt with hotties.
start your engines ladies!!!!
its time to TALK TO GUYS, being shy is no longer an option.
a few images to inspire you down below...








-Jillian.

SOYL

^ ^ ^
NEWSFLASH: no, not every friendship is as fake as the ones on TV!
youuu can now find your own special group of friends who love you just the way you are, NO CHANGING REQUIRED.

even though it may be hard to find at first, usually friendships will come to you. and once you make them, they're usually even harder to let go of. friends are friends foreverrrrrr (usually). if not, then SUCK IT UP.

make new friends, but keep the old
one is silver and the other is gold.
make new friends, but keep the old
one is pretty and the other eats mold
SOYL, right?
xoxox, gothip gurl (jillian)

SO?L.... Hm.

So, this has kind of just been on my mind although I'm not sure who's life this is the story of.

The other day I was kind of just browsing youtube, doing what I do. I remember I was having a conversation with a good friend, just making small talk, and I told him that I practiced guitar breifly in response to what I did that day.

He asked what songs I knew. I said that I knew a couple but the one that I was best at was probably Blackbird. He offended me by being like "Oh, by (insert shitty emo band here)?"

No, bitch, by The Beatles.
[What I was about to do]


But then I remembered that we were good friends; so I didn't lose my cool.

Anyway;;;;;
He hadn't heard of it (WTF) so I youtube'd that shit up. I sent him the first result and he didn't get back to me. Probably was too busy crying in his shameful ignorance.

ANYWAY THAT ISN'T THE POINT!
The story of MY life, I guess (although I'm still not sure who's life this story is of) would be getting pissed off at musically ignorant people. Although I don't know everything, not even a quarter of everything, about music, I know some stuff and I'm interested in learning more.

So not only was I mad when my good friend did not appreciate the music of my favorite band, but I was even more mad that I read on one of the video's comments that the Jonas Brothers (?!?!?) were now covering The Beatles.

Actually, what the fuck.
Scroll down to the picture of Lindsay Lohan that I posted in my most recent SOTL post... it basically sums up all of my emotions on this issue.

Whateva. LUVCHUU
M

SOML- this time it gets personal.

So there is this girl in my grade.
She can be yellow, I will be red.

OMGMGMGM MGMGMGMMGMGM GMGMGMG I got a B- on my test! this will totes effect my GPA lolz

oh no! I would cry if I were you

Yeah but what I really think is: SOML, BITCH.

Are you always pressured to do well in subjects that you
A) could not care less about
B) know you'll fail anyway because they're really hard
C) KNOW will never come in handy to you later in life

BUT you know that they'll get factored into everything important later in life?
Example: it will effect your GPA, which will effect college's opinions on you, which will effect which college you get into, which will effect your job later in life.

Do you find yourself stressing about this every night?
Yeah, same. SOML for sure.

That's all,
M

SOML --------

howdy chicas and fellas;
its jillian here with something for you to think about.. i've been thinking a lot about evolution and how perfectly everything in the world is structured to fit together, almost as if we're all just pieces of a bigger puzzle. what if an animal in the food chain just suddenly stopped doing what they have been doing for thousands of years? what if that species of animal fell off of the face of the earth? think about it, the whole animal kingdom, along with the human race would be thrown out of wack. isnt that just crazy? the birds, the bugs, the fish, the snails, the mammals, humans, we all depend on the same things, yet we all view each species of animals differently. we may view them as a recourse, a pet, a friend, a miracle, an artform, or just an animal. think about it!!!


and
worship
da
buddha
<3333333

love love love, SOML,
jillian

SOTL? Yup.

As Jillian so intelligently stated just minutes ago there is always that one follower in a group of friends. Although this unfortunate pattern of nature does not solely occur within girls (except I agree, girls suck butt hole), and we know this from the strange behaviors within the groups of boys in our school. THIS MUST COME TO AN END.
HOWEVER, maybe we should have a little follower appreciation moment right here, right now.

[ --> This is the "WTF" look that I imagine you all are wearing]

Before you give me that look I beg you to calm down and listen to me-

These followers are amazing actors and should be scouted out by a talent agency, ASAP.

They MUST know that we hate them, yet they still follow us around everywhere and ACT like it doesn't even occur to them that they make us want to dig our eyeballs out of their sockets with spoons so that we don't have to look at them any more! It's practically the SOTL!

But they still act like it doesnt bother them day after day.

So good job, my friends. Like a wise woman once said, go on and take a bow.




P3@C3
Love you,

M

SOML moment, numero two

yo yo yo, its LIL J (aka Jillian)

I know in every school, in every group of friends, there's that one annoying friend who just follows the other girls around. She dresses the same way, talks the same way, and acts the same way. These people are hard to ignore, and even harder to stop. WE MUST PUT AN END TO THE FOLLOWERS, ARE YA WITH ME? Sometimes I just get so mad that I feel like pushing the girls face into a brick wall, but at other times I think to myself and say "wow, maybe she's actually normal" ..but then I remember that shes just a monster of what we have CREATED. Girls suck, end of story!!

b's & h's, that is all.
comin atcha live from time square,
Jillian.

SOML moment, number one.

SUP BITCHEZZ IT'S MARLAAAY

So today Jillian and I realized that we had a slight over usage of our expressions, SOML & co (SOOL, SOYL, SOTL... etc)


[To clarify:

S- Story
O- Of
M, O, Y, T- My, Our, Your, Their
L- Life]

And we decided that we should just submit the stories of our lives to the world.

After the reflection of my day- not an interesting one, I took a sick day today- I remembered that my biased history teacher gave me a B on a paper that i genuinely worked hard on.

Do teachers ever piss you off? Do you ever consider them to be biased, and then get mad about the poor grade you get, and then get even MORE mad because you can't hurt them / yell at them about it because they're authority members?
Do you ever find yourself wanting to rebel against the authority?
Yeah. SOYL, right?

SOML.

Love,
M


EXTRA:
Things I like right now:
Chariot - Page France
My dog, because he isn't making noise like my cats
Jillian
My biology teacher




p3@c3.