Or maybe you're blond and you're like really cool, I'm sure, I'm not discriminating against the hair on your head.
Actually, my friends, I am referring to your internal hair.
EWIE! Not like that. By the way, that's an ACTUAL hairball that was found in the stomach of some poor woman. What a freak. I used to chew my hair when I was little, but I stopped, and this is great motivation to never start again.
ANYWAYZ,
You know what I mean. Maybe your hair is blond, brown, bald- whatever. I'm just reffering to the bitches out there that, some time or another, will dye their hair blond. You know what I mean? Good. If not, sorry that I offended you. Scroll down to one of Jillian's posts, they're a lot less offensive.
Okay okay okay. Enough of this craziness ranting. Back to my main point- THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BLONDIE BITCHES OUT THERE.
Stop crying.
Stop yelling.
Stop glaring.
Stop huffing and puffing.
Stop moaning.
Stop wining.
Get a life.
I understand if that might be a little hard for you because life is so hard for you, what with your big boobs and your blonde hair and your infinite amount of "friends."
Yeah, just cry about all that you don't have, and like always completely disregard all the people out there that would kill to have your lifestyle, and probably wouldn't be as bitchy as you are 24/7.
Before you stick your finger down your throat and give up your lunch consider the people out there that would eat your throwup just to survive.
And honestly, STOP prancing around in your little outfits, stop screaming about some nonsense that no one cares about, and lastly stop bossing around your "friends" that would gladly watch you die, or maybe even kill you. Really, try to break all your bitchy habits. I know it might be hard for you, because hey, it's all you know. Its the SOYL.
p3@c3, bitch.
LOVEALWAYZ;;M.
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